in england the men dont say i love you they say “oreyt sexy nice tits you is bang tidy let me smash your back doors in” and i think that’s truly beautiful

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when teachers actually start teaching on the first day of class


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Its okay to be a glow stick; sometimes we need to break before we shine

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i was always so excited to wear a bra someday and now i wish they didn’t exist

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more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine having the blood of meryl streep running through your veins

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